jelenamystrenght:

- EARLY NOVEMBER: They quarrel/broken.

- END OF NOVEMBER: They are together again and she goes on tour with him.

- EARLY DECEMBER: They go out together.

- MIDDLE OF DECEMBER: x: ‘Are you single?’ Justin: ‘That’s irrelevant’.

- MIDDLE OF DECEMBER: They go on holiday together in Utah.

- END…

thought-of-jelena:

Dan talking about things to do with Selena again

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it’s just like why did jelena have to end yanno? like she was so GOOD for him. 

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comicsaans:

my school’s way of preventing rape

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky

IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”

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sburbs:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

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yeeitsanna:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

tsunderage:

anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

Me: Oh my pen is on the desk, I need my pen. 
Me: *tries to use the force*
Me: I didn’t need that pen anyways.

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I don’t really have feelings until 2 am and then i get sad about everything

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